SEND ME AN E-MAIL AND THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I'LL GET BACK TO YOU... (REALLY!)...

THIS BOOK JACKET COLLAGE GIVES YOU SOME IDEA OF THE GIRTH AND HEFT OF MY WORK... (PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH?)

HELPFUL TIP #1: SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT MY WORK AND THERE'S AN EVEN BETTER CHANCE YOU'LL GET A RETURN E-MAIL... (ALSO, REALLY!)...



HELPFUL TIP #2: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HELP ON A BOOK PROJECT, TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT... AND BY "A LITTLE BIT," I REALLY DO MEAN A LITTLE BIT... BECAUSE, HEY, IF YOU CAN'T COMMUNICATE YOUR IDEA IN A SENTENCE OR TWO, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY COME UP WITH ANOTHER IDEA...



HELPFUL TIP #2A: SPEND SOME TIME ON YOUR SUBJECT LINE... LET ME KNOW UP TOP THAT YOU'VE BEEN TO MY WEB-SITE, OR THAT YOU'RE REACHING OUT FOR AN ASSIST, OR LOOKING TO GET IN TOUCH FOR SOME BOOKISH REASON OR OTHER... OTHERWISE, I'LL JUST ASSUME YOU'RE SOME SULTAN LOOKING FOR MONEY, OR SOME DATA-MINER LOOKING TO STEAL MY ON-LINE SOUL, OR SOME SKETCHY WATCH SALESMAN LOOKING TO UNLOAD A CONTAINER OF KNOCK-OFF ROLEXES, AND I WON'T EVEN BOTHER TO OPEN YOUR E-MAIL...


HELPFUL TIP #3: DON'T BE ALARMED BY THE FREAKY-CURVY WORDS EMBEDDED IN THE "STOP SPAM" BOX ABOVE, UNLESS THE WORDS HAPPEN TO BE "FREAKY" OR "CURVY"... IF THAT'S THE CASE, BE VERY ALARMED...